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This month, Lux Alptraum will join me as we read about the definitely-not-rape of Dinah. We’ll start with Genesis 34:1 (or Chapter 29, going by my count), and keep reading until we stop. Set your Bible-watches!
This is not in any way OMGWTFBIBLE or religion or anything-related, but I wrote a play! It is called “The Last Days of the Crossdressers’ Mafia” and it will be part of the TinyRhino short play festival tomorrow, December 17. Come see it! It will be funny! It will involve crossdressing! It will be at 8PM at Littlefield in Brooklyn (that’s 622 Degraw Street).
This Rabbi definitely doesn’t eat Tofu. No sirree.
Taking a page from the Ron Swanson Book of Culinary Arts, Gur hasids in Brooklyn have banned soy products from their yeshiva over fears it might make younger students too hot and sexy and lady-like, turning on older students and Rabbis. Seriously. According to FailedMessiah.com:
Gur has now banned soy products like veggie hot dogs from its yeshivas due rabbis’ fears that the hormones in soy foods will cause the bodies of young teen students to become feminine in appearance and thereby cause their rabbis and older students to become sexually aroused seeing them.
Eating extremely large amounts of soy products on a daily basis over a very prolonged period of time can in some cases cause men to begin to develop breasts. But the amount of soy needed to be consumed for that to happen is well beyond the amount an average person would ever consume, and even then the reaction is rare.
Usually, I wait until late in the month to do the show, but I have a very exciting guest that I couldn’t pass up. In less than 2 weeks, Steve Wells, creator of the incredible Skeptic’s Annotated Bible, will be joining me at the Magnet Theater to read my Bible with me. And I couldn’t be more excited. There’ll be a Q & A after the show (that won’t be recorded) so don’t miss this event!
This month, we’ll start with chapter 25 and we will keep reading until we stop.