Episode 39!

Rules! Rules! Rules! Rules! Who doesn’t love rules? Especially ones that have led to millennia of persecution? Not me! And not David Tuchman and Stephanie Butnick either, who read soooooooo much in this jam-packed episode of David’s delightful new translation of the entire Hebrew Bible, butt stuff included.

There are so many ways to listen to Episode 39!

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Episode 26.3 is here!

This is episode 26.3 of OMGWTFBIBLE, featuring David Tuchman and Michael Schreiber—the last OMGWTFBIBLE in the U.S. for 2014. This time around, God responds to the Israelites’ “whining” by throwing food at them. As gods do. And we learned that Marx totally plagiarized the whole “From each according to his ability, to each according to his need” schtick from the Torah.

Also, in this final piece of episode 26, David finally responds to all those religious guests who refuse to say God’s name. And Michael lets David know what he really thinks about the show. Listen to it all here!

This episode was recorded at Beauty Bar in New York City.

There are so many ways to listen to Episode 26.2!

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Episode 26.2 is here!

Here it is! The big massive, water-filled set piece! One of the last action scenes in the Bible for a very long time! God murdering so many people! It’s all in episode 26.2 of OMGWTFBIBLE, featuring David Tuchman and Michael Schreiber.

This is the big event God’s been prepping for centuries. It all goes down this week. But more importantly, Michael and David explore a problem with the casting of Christian Bale as Moses that hasn’t come up elsewhere. What’s the problem? Who would they cast? Listen to it all here!

This episode was recorded at Beauty Bar in New York City.

There are so many ways to listen to Episode 26.2!

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Episode 26.1 is here!

Have you ever set a plan in motion and slowly watched as the pieces move into place? Did that plan involve pretty much murdering a country’s entire army in cold blood? If so, you’re just like Yehovah in episode 26.1 of OMGWTFBIBLE, preparing the Reed Sea for his planned drowning of the Egyptians.

This time around in David Tuchman’s new translation of the Hebrew Bible as a comedy, he’s joined by Michael Schreiber as they read “Beshalach,” the fourth portion in the book of Exodus. The Reed Sea is about to divided into two sides and Michael has a lot to say about the forces that are dividing the Jewish community. Listen to it all here!

This episode was recorded at Beauty Bar in New York City.

There are so many ways to listen to Episode 26.1!

You can listen using the SoundCloud thingie above, by downloading here, or on Jewcy here. Explore our SoundCloud and listen to past episodes here.

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Episode 25.4 is here!

And they’re out! In Episode 25.4 of OMGWTFBIBLE, featuring David Tuchman, Rishe Groner, and a very irreverent translation of the Hebrew Bible, the Hebrews finally leave Egypt.

That’s right, the long slog through slavery is done! Now it’s time for a long slog through the desert. Listen to it all right here.

This episode was recorded at Beauty Bar in New York City.

There are so many ways to listen to Episode 25.4!

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Episode 25.3 is here!

Finally! Episode 25.3 of OMGWTFBIBLE, featuring David Tuchman, Rishe Groner, and a very irreverent translation of the Hebrew Bible, is here!

Your intrepid readers get even further into “Come” (aka “Bo”) this week, reading about all the ultra-violence that transpired during the very first Passover. And what is Rishe’s seder secret? Listen to it here and find out!

This episode was recorded at Beauty Bar in New York City.

There are so many ways to listen to Episode 25.3!

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Episode 25.2 is here!

#GirdYourLoins! It’s time for Episode 25.2 of OMGWTFBIBLE, featuring David Tuchman, Rishe Groner, and a very irreverent translation of the Hebrew Bible.

This week, your dynamic duo reads the third portion of Exodus, which we call “Come,” and get into some of the more grisly details of the very first Passover ever. And they learn exactly what #GirdYourLoins means. Listen to it all below!

This episode was recorded at Beauty Bar in New York City.

There are so many ways to listen to Episode 25.2!

You can listen using the SoundCloud thingie above, by downloading here, or on Jewcy here. Explore our SoundCloud and listen to past episodes here.

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