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Shit God Says

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If you follow OMGWTFBIBLE on twitter, you may have noticed us playing around with the #shitgodsays hashtag. Check out some of the funnier tweets below. And join in if you’ve got a good line. You just might get retweeted!
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    “Beyonce didn’t lipsync the national anthem. I sang the national anthem through Beyonce.” #shitgodsays #beyonce #anthemgate

    Wed, Jan 23 2013 17:50:08

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  2. OMGWTFBIBLE

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    “Tina D. of Roanoke, VA: that guy you slept with last night isn’t gonna call you back. Sorry. :(” #shitgodsays

    Sun, Jan 20 2013 07:25:23

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  3. OMGWTFBIBLE

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    “Nothing gets me more annoyed than people praying for things they don’t deserve. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.” #shitgodsays

    Sat, Jan 19 2013 18:00:40

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    “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife. Unless she’s really hot. In that case, covet away.” #shitgodsays

    Sat, Jan 19 2013 16:30:25

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  5. OMGWTFBIBLE

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    “THANK ME IT’S FRIDAY!!!!” #shitgodsays

    Fri, Jan 18 2013 14:30:55

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  6. OMGWTFBIBLE

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    “I’m a lot like Te’o’s girlfriend. I only exist in your imagination.” #shitgodsays

    Fri, Jan 18 2013 08:40:24

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  7. OMGWTFBIBLE

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    “Seriously, you guys. Who farted?” #shitgodsays

    Thu, Jan 17 2013 17:10:14

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