Oh Yes, I Will Be Live-Tweeting This

I must apologize. This, which looks like a total mess, aired last night and I said nothing about it. I have failed somewhat in my duty to you as a funny Bible man.

Instead, I watched “Bob’s Burgers.” Because Jon Hamm was guest-voicing as a talking toilet. How could I not.

Anyway, at some point, I will do a time-shifted live-tweet this thing. Watch this space for date and time!

Shit God Says

If you follow OMGWTFBIBLE on twitter, you may have noticed us playing around with the #shitgodsays hashtag. Check out some of the funnier tweets below. And join in if you’ve got a good line. You just might get retweeted!
  1. “Beyonce didn’t lipsync the national anthem. I sang the national anthem through Beyonce.” #shitgodsays #beyonce #anthemgate
  2. “Tina D. of Roanoke, VA: that guy you slept with last night isn’t gonna call you back. Sorry. :(” #shitgodsays
  3. “Nothing gets me more annoyed than people praying for things they don’t deserve. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.” #shitgodsays
  4. “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife. Unless she’s really hot. In that case, covet away.” #shitgodsays
  5. “I’m a lot like Te’o’s girlfriend. I only exist in your imagination.” #shitgodsays