Episode 38!

Periods! Semen! Mold! Other strange emissions! We’ve got it all in episode 38 of OMGWTFBIBLE, David Tuchman’s own personal translation of the Hebrew Bible. This time around, he’s reading with animator, director, and apostate Nina Paley, who is working on a new film called Seder-Masochism and is all about Passover. THIS EPISODE IS GROSS.

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Episode 37!

Now is the time when Mark Oppenheimer, host of Tablet Magazine’s “Unorthodox” podcast and writer at a little-known publication called The New York Times, joins David Tuchman to read the part of David’s translation of the Hebrew Bible where God talks about skin rashes for a while. Like, a really long while. It is silly how long God talks about rashes. Do you have a Biblical skin rash? Listen and find out!

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Episode 36!

Did you know locusts are kosher? I know! Totally crazy, isn’t it? This month, David Tuchman took a trip to Philadelphia to read about all the animals Jews can’t eat (and some they can!) with Kevin Bernstein. It was fun, educational, and involved a lot of circumcision talk. Next show is live at QED Astoria on March 29! Cool!

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Episode 35 is here!

Yeah, so, Leviticus doesn’t get any better. The real fun here is listening to David Tuchman and special guest Rachel Coleman try (and succeed) finding things to make fun of in this gross, organ, blood, and oil-filled episode of his new translation of the Hebrew Bible in OMGWTFBIBLE!

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Oh, look, it’s Episode 34!

Leviticus is a very shocking book, full of all sorts of terrifying rules that we don’t care about anymore. Even more shocking is how pretty much the first third of it is basically a cook book. So who better to read David Tuchman’s new translation from Hebrew than culinary historian Michael Twitty? NOBODY, that’s who. Listen now to the Season 3 premiere of OMGWTFBIBLE!

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Season 3 Starts in DC – 11/16

I always knew I’d end up in front of a microphone in our nation’s capital, but I expected I’d be testifying in front of Congress for crimes against Bible-manity, not launching Season 3 with writer Michael Twitty! But that’s exactly what’s happening! And soon!

“Sometimes a building is just a building.” – Ziggy Freud

It’s all happening in partnership with EntryPointDC, which is supercool. And on November 16. Check out the facebook event here and details below! You have no idea how crazy Leviticus is going to get. It’s going to get so crazy.

SEASON 3 PREMIERE with Michael Twitty
Science Club
1136 19th Street NW
7:30 PM
Happy hour specials will happen!

It’s Actually Over in 33.2!

Here it is! The end of Exodus! And it sure is full of linen, just like you expected! Other things it’s full of: fashion thoughts, Wendy Chin, David Tuchman, funny Bible translations, Jewish thinking, UGLY UGLY CLOTHING, and DECORATING! Please enjoy! And get ready to wait MONTHS before the next one because we’re done until it’s time for Leviticus!

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It’s Almost Over in 33.1!

This is it, folks. The beginning of the end. The first last episode of Exodus. And let me tell you, I think God’s trolling us. Becuase this is literally the same stuff that happened before. But this time, the JOKES are new! Thank God for David Tuchman! And also for Wendy Chin, his intrepid reader in the very fashion-backwards episode 33.1!

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Everyone Goes Nuts in Episode 32.2

Not gonna lie: not much happens in this episode’s reading. However, Luzer Twersky and David Tuchman have a bit of a breakdown trying to get through it. And you’ve probably never had as many disgusting thoughts about candelabras as these two do. Listen to episode 32.2 now, because it is a wonderful, wonderful mess!

Listen now. There’s no other reasonable thing to do.

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Luzer Twersky in Episode 32.1

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We hit chapter 100 in Book 2 and things start to fall apart. As the narrative drags, David Tuchman and guest Luzer Twersky (star of the new film “Felix and Meira”! Check it out!) start to lose their grips on reality. Do you want to see how crazy the Bible can drive two men? Want to know how ex-Hasid Luzer Twersky ended up playing a Hasidic man in an indepedent movie garnering loads of critical attention?

Listen now!

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