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Episode 41!

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It’s here! At long last, it’s here! The final episode of Book 3 of David Tuchman’s brand-new translation of the Hebrew Bible as a comedy. LEVITICUS IS DONE, MAN! The guest this time around is BJ Kramer, a very cool guy who turns God’s never-ending admonition of the Hebrews and surprisingly detailed rules about slaves into very compelling audio. Listen now!

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Episode 40!

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Have you ever wondered what God thinks about the differently-abled? Or which testicular injuries he dislikes the most? Well, look no further, because Rachel Waxman is reading all about it in the month’s installment of David Tuchman’s brand-new translation of the Hebrew Bible into English. Other highlights include: HOLIDAYS! NOT MUCH ELSE!

Be sure to check out MATRIARCH, Rachel’s shoe brand, on Kickstarter. And hurry! Buy some shoes before it ends!

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Episode 39!

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Rules! Rules! Rules! Rules! Who doesn’t love rules? Especially ones that have led to millennia of persecution? Not me! And not David Tuchman and Stephanie Butnick either, who read soooooooo much in this jam-packed episode of David’s delightful new translation of the entire Hebrew Bible, butt stuff included.

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Episode 38!

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Periods! Semen! Mold! Other strange emissions! We’ve got it all in episode 38 of OMGWTFBIBLE, David Tuchman’s own personal translation of the Hebrew Bible. This time around, he’s reading with animator, director, and apostate Nina Paley, who is working on a new film called Seder-Masochism and is all about Passover. THIS EPISODE IS GROSS.

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Episode 37!

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Now is the time when Mark Oppenheimer, host of Tablet Magazine’s “Unorthodox” podcast and writer at a little-known publication called The New York Times, joins David Tuchman to read the part of David’s translation of the Hebrew Bible where God talks about skin rashes for a while. Like, a really long while. It is silly how long God talks about rashes. Do you have a Biblical skin rash? Listen and find out!

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Episode 36!

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Did you know locusts are kosher? I know! Totally crazy, isn’t it? This month, David Tuchman took a trip to Philadelphia to read about all the animals Jews can’t eat (and some they can!) with Kevin Bernstein. It was fun, educational, and involved a lot of circumcision talk. Next show is live at QED Astoria on March 29! Cool!

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Episode 35 is here!

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Yeah, so, Leviticus doesn’t get any better. The real fun here is listening to David Tuchman and special guest Rachel Coleman try (and succeed) finding things to make fun of in this gross, organ, blood, and oil-filled episode of his new translation of the Hebrew Bible in OMGWTFBIBLE!

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Oh, look, it’s Episode 34!

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Leviticus is a very shocking book, full of all sorts of terrifying rules that we don’t care about anymore. Even more shocking is how pretty much the first third of it is basically a cook book. So who better to read David Tuchman’s new translation from Hebrew than culinary historian Michael Twitty? NOBODY, that’s who. Listen now to the Season 3 premiere of OMGWTFBIBLE!

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It’s Actually Over in 33.2!

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Here it is! The end of Exodus! And it sure is full of linen, just like you expected! Other things it’s full of: fashion thoughts, Wendy Chin, David Tuchman, funny Bible translations, Jewish thinking, UGLY UGLY CLOTHING, and DECORATING! Please enjoy! And get ready to wait MONTHS before the next one because we’re done until it’s time for Leviticus!

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It’s Almost Over in 33.1!

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This is it, folks. The beginning of the end. The first last episode of Exodus. And let me tell you, I think God’s trolling us. Becuase this is literally the same stuff that happened before. But this time, the JOKES are new! Thank God for David Tuchman! And also for Wendy Chin, his intrepid reader in the very fashion-backwards episode 33.1!

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