I know, I know. I still have to watch this somehow unstreamable show and live-tweet it. THIS WILL HAPPEN.
Anyway, some folks are freaking out because in the most recent episode of The History Channel’s The Bible, the character of Satan sorta kinda looked a lot like President Barack Obama. Whoops! I guarantee, my Bible will not feature any presidents, past or present.
I must apologize. This, which looks like a total mess, aired last night and I said nothing about it. I have failed somewhat in my duty to you as a funny Bible man.
Instead, I watched “Bob’s Burgers.” Because Jon Hamm was guest-voicing as a talking toilet. How could I not.
Anyway, at some point, I will do a time-shifted live-tweet this thing. Watch this space for date and time!