Episode 30 Live!


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THIS SHOW IS TURNING 30 BEFORE I AM!

That is crazy! For this episode, in which God talks about clothes forever, I’ll be joined by funny person Catie Lazarus, who has a Biblical name and interviews people like Jon Stewart and Arianna Huffington on her show “Employee of the Month.” We will read the Bible and laugh about how silly it is!

Be sure to wear your favorite Biblical fashions, because I’ll be giving an award to the best-dressed high priest! Check out the Facebook event here!

OMGWTFBIBLE Live / Catie Lazarus
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March 23, 7:30 PM
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I’m in England!

It’s Sunday, right? I just took a red-eye flight from New York to the Limmud Conference at the University of Warwick in England and I have no idea what time it is. Or what day it is.

No matter what’s going on, I’m currently at Limmud and I’m doing a show tonight. And tomorrow night. And the night after. And all three of those episodes will be hitting the Internet starting next Thursday (1/8).

Now I’m gonna go take a nap.

Episode 26 Live, As Seen in The Jewish Week

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SO MUCH DANGER IS COMING!

I am kicking off Exodus Part 4 (aka “Beshalach”) tomorrow with Special Michael Schreiber. It’s so freaking great it was featured in The New York Jewish Week this week! Holy crap! Print press! Check out the Facebook event here!

OMGWTFBIBLE Live / Michael Schreiber
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November 24th; 7:30 PM
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Episode 25 Live!

THERE IS STILL MORE EXODUS COMING!

I am kicking off Exodus Part 3 (aka “Bo”) on October 27th with Special Guest Rish Groner. It’s going to be grand and/or great! DO NOT BRING YOUR FIRSTBORN CHILDREN TO THIS EVENT! Check out the Facebook event here!

OMGWTFBIBLE Live / Rishe Groner
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October 27th; 8:00 PM
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Episode 24 Live!

 

EXODUS CONTINUES TO COME

I am kicking off Exodus Part 2 (aka “Vaera”) on September 22nd with Special Guest Y-Love. It’s going to be spectacular! Check out the Facebook event here!

OMGWTFBIBLE Live / Y-Love
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September 22nd; 8:00 PM
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No Wives, Only Slaves: Crosspost With SAB

This is a guest post I wrote for Skeptic’s Annotated Bible. Read the full post here.

OMGWTFBIBLE is a new translation of the entire Hebrew Bible as a comedy. But that doesn’t mean I don’t take my translation very seriously. Beyond all the jokes, in retranslating Genesis, I’ve discovered two trends that reveal the approach to women and property taken in the culture surrounding the text that are not apparent in existing translations.

One of the earliest decisions I made when writing the OMGWTFBIBLE was to maintain an almost megalomaniacal consistency. If a word was translated a particular way, I stuck with that translating, regardless of context or traditional approaches. This led to some striking discoveries in Genesis, particularly regarding the words usually translated as “wife” and “servant.” I discovered that, depending on how the book is translated, nobody gets married in Genesis. And everyone owns slaves. And it’s not a coincidence those two words are so controversial.

Read the rest here.

11 Days Left!

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There are just 11 days left to donate to OMGWTFBIBLE’s IndieGogo campaign! Head here now to help me keep this show going. Every donor from now until the end of the campaign will be automatically entered into a drawing for a $200 gift certificate to Fluent City!

Exodus Live Premiere

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EXODUS IS COMING

I am kicking off Exodus on August 25th with Special Guest Mordechai Levovitz of Jewish Queer Youth. It’s going to be spectacular! And a little longer than usual! Check out the Facebook event here!

OMGWTFBIBLE Live / Mordechai Levovitz
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August 25th; 8:00 PM
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Ken Ham is Bad at Hebrew

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In a glaringly stupid blog post, intellectual lightweight and Answers in Genesis non-mastermind Ken Ham calls out NASA for spending money on space exploration:

I’m shocked at the countless hundreds of millions of dollars that have been spent over the years in the desperate and fruitless search for extraterrestrial life. Even Bill Nye “the Science Guy,” in our recent debate, happily gloated about tax dollars being spent toward this effort. And now, secular scientists are at it again.

His reasoning? The Bible clearly says the Earth is special and God made it that way:

Secularists cannot allow earth to be special or unique—that’s a biblical idea (Isaiah 45:18). If life evolved here, it simply must have evolved elsewhere they believe. The Bible, in sharp contrast to the secular worldview, teaches that earth was specially created, that it is unique and the focus of God’s attention (Isaiah 66:1 and Psalm 115:16).

Unfortunately for Ken, the Bible doesn’t say that. The Hebrew in Isaiah 45:18, Isaiah 66:1, and Psalm 115:16 does not explicitly say that God made our planet uniquely special. In all three of those verses, the Hebrew word used is ארץ, which simply means “ground.” Setting aside the fact that this stuff was written before modern astronomy, “ground” doesn’t necessarily mean “only Earth.” Even if עולם, which often means “world,” was used, he’d still be wrong, since that word can also mean “universe.”

The thing that frustrates me most about religion is when its loudest advocates often don’t have any idea what they’re talking about.

<h/t: Raw Story, Huffington Post, Gawker>