Episode 32 Live with Luzer Twersky!

OMGWTFBIBLE is back with a vengeance! Well, maybe not a vengeance, but it’s definitely back!

This time around, I’ll be joined by Luzer Twersky, star of the new film Felix and Meira. We’re gonna talk about his movie, what it’s like playing a Hasid after leaving his life as a Satmar, and all the weird building stuff God had the Hebrews do in the desert.

Please join us live!

OMGWTFBIBLE Live / Luzer Twersky
Stanton Street Shul
180 Stanton Street
June 1, 7:30 PM
FREE!

Episode 31 Live with Shulem Deen!


Here we go again!

This time around, I’ll be joined by Shulem Deen, whose new book “All Who Go Do Not Return” should definitely be read by you. We’re gonna read about the Golden Calf and Moses’s face problems!

Please join us live!

OMGWTFBIBLE Live / Shulem Dee
Beauty Bar
231 E. 14th Street
April 27, 7:30 PM
FREE!
21+
FREE FOOD

Show Tonight!


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We’re doing this! Tonight! Don’t miss it!

That is crazy! For this episode, in which God talks about clothes forever, I’ll be joined by funny person Catie Lazarus, who has a Biblical name and interviews people like Jon Stewart and Arianna Huffington on her show “Employee of the Month.” We will read the Bible and laugh about how silly it is!

Be sure to wear your favorite Biblical fashions, because I’ll be giving an award to the best-dressed high priest! Check out the Facebook event here!

OMGWTFBIBLE Live / Catie Lazarus
Beauty Bar
231 E. 14th Street
March 23, 7:30 PM
FREE!
21+
FREE FOOD

Episode 30 Live!


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THIS SHOW IS TURNING 30 BEFORE I AM!

That is crazy! For this episode, in which God talks about clothes forever, I’ll be joined by funny person Catie Lazarus, who has a Biblical name and interviews people like Jon Stewart and Arianna Huffington on her show “Employee of the Month.” We will read the Bible and laugh about how silly it is!

Be sure to wear your favorite Biblical fashions, because I’ll be giving an award to the best-dressed high priest! Check out the Facebook event here!

OMGWTFBIBLE Live / Catie Lazarus
Beauty Bar
231 E. 14th Street
March 23, 7:30 PM
FREE!
21+
FREE FOOD

Porn Lady Reads the Shulchan Aruch (NSFW)

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The Shulchan Aruch is a massive anthology of Jewish law (aka halacha) compiled in 1565 in Venice by Rabbi Joseph Karo that is still considered authoritative by many Jewish sects. It is also a prop in this porn clip for some reason.

Perhaps the volume was sitting around whatever house this was filmed in and the producers thought it would make a clever intro to the sexytimes. But the actors’ ad-libs raise more questions that they should. Such as:

  • Is Liv Aguilera’s character pretending to read Hebrew or did her in-laws really teach it to her as she claims? She does know when it’s upside-down!
  • Who are her in-laws?
  • Are they her husband’s family?
  • Did she convert to marry him?
  • If she’s married, why is she having sex with this random dude whose relationship to her is never explained? Is she in an open relationship?
  • Which volume of the Shulchan Aruch is she reading?
  • Does she have a chavruta (study partner)? Does she want one?

I don’t have the answers to these questions. But I do have the very NSFW video, linked below the fold.

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