I know we haven’t gotten to it yet, but the Israeli Defense Forces totally ripped off the Holy Book in the Hebrew name for its assassination strikes in Gaza today. They’re called “Pillar of Cloud,” referencing the physical presence of God on Earth as a giant fucking cloud of smoke that traveled with the Jews in the desert and protected them from those pesky Ancient Egyptians. Way to be original, IDF!

Israel Disses Egyptians and Doesn’t Think We’ll Notice (via @Gawker)