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And God created the turkey, giving him many feathers. And within the turkey, God did shove a chicken. And God placed a duck within the chicken which layeth within the turkey. “I shall call it ‘Turducken,’” God said. And God saw that it was good (though a little dry. He’d have to baste it more next year).
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And on the eighth day, God created the snooze button
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I know we haven’t gotten to it yet, but the Israeli Defense Forces totally ripped off the Holy Book in the Hebrew name for its assassination strikes in Gaza today. They’re called “Pillar of Cloud,” referencing the physical presence of God on Earth as a giant fucking cloud of smoke that traveled with the Jews in the desert and protected them from those pesky Ancient Egyptians. Way to be original, IDF!
Israel Disses Egyptians and Doesn’t Think We’ll Notice (via @Gawker)
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