“C’mon!” the snake said. “C’moooooooooooooonnnnnn!”
And God created the turkey, giving him many feathers. And within the turkey, God did shove a chicken. And God placed a duck within the chicken which layeth within the turkey. “I shall call it ‘Turducken,’” God said. And God saw that it was good (though a little dry. He’d have to baste it more next year).
And on the eighth day, God created the snooze button
And on the fifth day, God said “Let there be Tigger.” And there was. And God said “This is a wonderful thing!