Your Fake Bible Quote of the Day

And God created the turkey, giving him many feathers. And within the turkey, God did shove a chicken. And God placed a duck within the chicken which layeth within the turkey. “I shall call it ‘Turducken,’” God said. And God saw that it was good (though a little dry. He’d have to baste it more next year).

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