Episode 30.2 is Out Now!

Posted on April 17, 2015 by omgwtfbible

Are you ready to be grossed out? At this point, Episode 30.2 of OMGWTFBIBLE, the narrative of the Bible completely breaks down and it just turns into graphic depictions of bloody, bloody sacrifices. Why is this holy or important? I don’t know, but it sure is fun to listen to.

Check out Catie Lazarus, host of “Employee of the Month,” as she reads David Tuchman’s bible translation now! You might learn something about animal sacrifices or at least about Alan Dershowitz.

There are so many ways to listen to Episode 30.2!

You can listen using the SoundCloud thingie above or by downloading here. Explore our SoundCloud and listen to past episodes here.

You can also: subscribe in iTunes, subscribe via RSS, or listen via Stitcher!

Episode 30.1 is Out Now!

Posted on April 3, 2015 by omgwtfbible

Sure God created the world, drowned almost everyone in a massive flood, killed a bunch of Egyptians, and has sorts of laws he wants people to care about, but did you know he also designs clothing? It’s true! And that’s what guest Catie Lazarus spends the majority of Episode 30.1 of OMGWTFBIBLE reading!

The hilarious host of “Employee of the Month,” Catie joins OMGWTFBIBLE host David Tuchman to read about some divine fashion choices that have been out of style for a little while. What does she think of holy vests? Can she pull off a Godly breastplate? Find out now!

There are so many ways to listen to Episode 30.1!

You can listen using the SoundCloud thingie above or by downloading here. Explore our SoundCloud and listen to past episodes here.

You can also: subscribe in iTunes, subscribe via RSS, or listen via Stitcher!

Episode 31 Live with Shulem Deen!

Posted on March 25, 2015 by omgwtfbible

Here we go again!

This time around, I’ll be joined by Shulem Deen, whose new book “All Who Go Do Not Return” should definitely be read by you. We’re gonna read about the Golden Calf and Moses’s face problems!

Please join us live!

OMGWTFBIBLE Live / Shulem Dee
Beauty Bar
231 E. 14th Street
April 27, 7:30 PM
FREE!
21+
FREE FOOD

Show Tonight!

Posted on March 23, 2015 by omgwtfbible

We’re doing this! Tonight! Don’t miss it!

That is crazy! For this episode, in which God talks about clothes forever, I’ll be joined by funny person Catie Lazarus, who has a Biblical name and interviews people like Jon Stewart and Arianna Huffington on her show “Employee of the Month.” We will read the Bible and laugh about how silly it is!

Be sure to wear your favorite Biblical fashions, because I’ll be giving an award to the best-dressed high priest! Check out the Facebook event here!

OMGWTFBIBLE Live / Catie Lazarus
Beauty Bar
231 E. 14th Street
March 23, 7:30 PM
FREE!
21+
FREE FOOD

Episode 30 Live!

Posted on March 17, 2015 by omgwtfbible

THIS SHOW IS TURNING 30 BEFORE I AM!

Be sure to wear your favorite Biblical fashions, because I’ll be giving an award to the best-dressed high priest! Check out the Facebook event here!

OMGWTFBIBLE Live / Catie Lazarus
Beauty Bar
231 E. 14th Street
March 23, 7:30 PM
FREE!
21+
FREE FOOD

The Only Way to Fly

Posted on April 12, 2013 by omgwtfbible

Chasid-in-a-bag

Well, this definitely isn’t in the Torah. Yesterday, a redditor posted this image of a Chasid wrapped in a plastic bag aboard an airplane. The poster assumed it was to avoid touching women, which while TOTALLY INSANE, is not really that crazy an assumption. Another was quick to point out that this was likely a Kohen (or priest) protecting himself from the impurity he’d pick up from flying 40,000 feet over a cemetary. And that this solution was prescribed by the venerable Rabbi Yosef Shalom Eliashiv. OK!

Isn’t kind of a suffocation hazard? What will this dude say when his children start hanging out in plastic bags and tell him “we learned it from watching YOU!”?

OMGWTFBIBLE

a new take on the old testament

Tag Archives: priest