Oh, look, it’s Episode 34!

Leviticus is a very shocking book, full of all sorts of terrifying rules that we don’t care about anymore. Even more shocking is how pretty much the first third of it is basically a cook book. So who better to read David Tuchman’s new translation from Hebrew than culinary historian Michael Twitty? NOBODY, that’s who. Listen now to the Season 3 premiere of OMGWTFBIBLE!

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It’s Actually Over in 33.2!

Here it is! The end of Exodus! And it sure is full of linen, just like you expected! Other things it’s full of: fashion thoughts, Wendy Chin, David Tuchman, funny Bible translations, Jewish thinking, UGLY UGLY CLOTHING, and DECORATING! Please enjoy! And get ready to wait MONTHS before the next one because we’re done until it’s time for Leviticus!

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It’s Almost Over in 33.1!

This is it, folks. The beginning of the end. The first last episode of Exodus. And let me tell you, I think God’s trolling us. Becuase this is literally the same stuff that happened before. But this time, the JOKES are new! Thank God for David Tuchman! And also for Wendy Chin, his intrepid reader in the very fashion-backwards episode 33.1!

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Everyone Goes Nuts in Episode 32.2

Not gonna lie: not much happens in this episode’s reading. However, Luzer Twersky and David Tuchman have a bit of a breakdown trying to get through it. And you’ve probably never had as many disgusting thoughts about candelabras as these two do. Listen to episode 32.2 now, because it is a wonderful, wonderful mess!

Listen now. There’s no other reasonable thing to do.

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Luzer Twersky in Episode 32.1

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We hit chapter 100 in Book 2 and things start to fall apart. As the narrative drags, David Tuchman and guest Luzer Twersky (star of the new film “Felix and Meira”! Check it out!) start to lose their grips on reality. Do you want to see how crazy the Bible can drive two men? Want to know how ex-Hasid Luzer Twersky ended up playing a Hasidic man in an indepedent movie garnering loads of critical attention?

Listen now!

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See God’s Butt in Episode 31.2

We’ve finally reached one of the most important parts of the Bible: the part where God shows Moses his butt and God’s butt breaks Moses’s face. For real. Sure, sure, there’s other stuff about forgiveness and laws and two possible versions of the Ten Commandments, but who cares about that when Shulem Deen, author of “All Who God Not Return,” is reading about the glory of God’s butt?

That’s right, no one.

Listen now. There’s no other reasonable thing to do.

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Get Stoned With Shulem Deen in Episode 31.1

Have you ever read the Bible? OK, but have you ever read the Bible on weed? In episode 31.1, Shulem Deen stops by OMGWTFBIBLE to talk about “All Who Go Do Not Return,” his new memoir, and also to talk about a controversial translation of the Bible that seems to include cannabis as part of the priestly anointing oil. Who knew?

Also in this episode: the whole Golden Calf thing happens and there’s very probably an orgy. Join the fun and listen now!

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