Season 4 Episode 3!

Ain’t no party like a comedy Bible party because a comedy Bible party is WEEKLY!

In Episode 3 of the season, David Tuchman is once again joined by a guest as they read from his extra-funny new translation of the entire Hebrew Bible.

This week’s guest, Ilana Strauss, reads about: God’s anger! Meat! More meat!

Check out Ilana on Twitter and read the things she’s written!

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Season 4 Episode 2!

We’re getting into it REAL fast in Season 4 of David Tuchman’s brand-new translation of the Hebrew Bible.

This time around, Guest Ariana Katz reads about: Some remaining jobs, Extremely bad relationship advice! What to do if you hate shaving and grapes!

Check out Ariana’s podcast Kaddish while you wait for more OMGWTFBIBLE.

There are so many ways to listen to the latest episode!

You can listen using the SoundCloud thingie above or by downloading here. Explore our SoundCloud and listen to past episodes here.

You can also: subscribe in iTunes, subscribe via RSS, or listen via Stitcher!

Season 4 Episode 1!

And we’re back! Season 4 and IT IS A DOOZY! This episode has been stuck in the vault for over a year but now it can be RELEASED!

Guest Sandy Fox reads about: Desert jobs! Who gets to carry which flag! How many people there are!

Check out Sandy’s podcast VAYBERTAYTSH while you wait for more OMGWTFBIBLE, coming NEXT WEEK!

There are so many ways to listen to Episode 42!

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Episode 41!

It’s here! At long last, it’s here! The final episode of Book 3 of David Tuchman’s brand-new translation of the Hebrew Bible as a comedy. LEVITICUS IS DONE, MAN! The guest this time around is BJ Kramer, a very cool guy who turns God’s never-ending admonition of the Hebrews and surprisingly detailed rules about slaves into very compelling audio. Listen now!

There are so many ways to listen to Episode 41!

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Episode 40!

Have you ever wondered what God thinks about the differently-abled? Or which testicular injuries he dislikes the most? Well, look no further, because Rachel Waxman is reading all about it in the month’s installment of David Tuchman’s brand-new translation of the Hebrew Bible into English. Other highlights include: HOLIDAYS! NOT MUCH ELSE!

Be sure to check out MATRIARCH, Rachel’s shoe brand, on Kickstarter. And hurry! Buy some shoes before it ends!

There are so many ways to listen to Episode 40!

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Episode 39!

Rules! Rules! Rules! Rules! Who doesn’t love rules? Especially ones that have led to millennia of persecution? Not me! And not David Tuchman and Stephanie Butnick either, who read soooooooo much in this jam-packed episode of David’s delightful new translation of the entire Hebrew Bible, butt stuff included.

There are so many ways to listen to Episode 39!

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Episode 38!

Periods! Semen! Mold! Other strange emissions! We’ve got it all in episode 38 of OMGWTFBIBLE, David Tuchman’s own personal translation of the Hebrew Bible. This time around, he’s reading with animator, director, and apostate Nina Paley, who is working on a new film called Seder-Masochism and is all about Passover. THIS EPISODE IS GROSS.

There are so many ways to listen to Episode 38!

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