Over the holiday break, friend of the show Poncho Peligroso discovered this gem in Texas: the Stock Car Racing Edition of the Holy Bible. In amending the bible to appeal to alternate audiences, it’s kinda like what we’re doing, but OMGWTFBIBLE has a lot fewer car crashes.

I haven’t read it, so I imagine in this version the cross is covered in corporate logos and Jesus is resurrected with the help of a pit crew but I could be wrong. Check out an interior page below: